Tag: Humor
My Favorite TV Couples
February features Valentine's Day, making it the month of love, right?
A good time to reflect on some of my favorite TV couples. It's not...
Ode to a Tiny Cactus
I share this poem in memory of all of the plants we have lost after they were forgotten at work when we abandoned our...
Your Penis Doesn’t Need a Sock (and Other Things We Never...
Before my daughter was born, I never deceived myself into thinking that I would be a perfect model of a parent. I figured the...
Top 8 Insta-Mamas: Instagram Moms to Follow in 2020
I'll admit it . . . I'm a social media junkie. I'm the mom who is constantly posting photos of my kiddos, our travels,...
Welcome to Preschool Soccer: The 6 REAL Positions
Welcome to preschool soccer! As you look around our field, you'll notice players demonstrating the highly specialized skills we emphasize early in our program. ...
And Now I Have A Restraining Order, Probably
I joke a lot about kidnapping children.
Obviously (I mean, I HOPE it's obvious), I will never do such a thing! But when I am...
The Dozen Donut Doozy: A Ridiculous Tale of a Mother’s Panic
My husband went on a work trip recently. He went to Florida. He stayed in a massive suite. Facing the ocean. Without me.
That is...
What’s That Noise Coming From the Attic?
Spring is here. And the attic noises have returned.
Our family is fortunate that we moved into our own home nearly two years ago. Before...
The Runners’ Club: It’s Not What You Think
I am a member of the Runners' Club. You won't find me out on a trail or treadmill. There are no exhausted but triumphant...
Should I Clean or Not? A Helpful Flowchart
When my husband and I bought our first house many years ago, I looked forward to having visitors. We finally had enough space for...