Tag: Humor

My Favorite TV Couples

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February features Valentine's Day, making it the month of love, right? A good time to reflect on some of my favorite TV couples. It's not...

Ode to a Tiny Cactus

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I share this poem in memory of all of the plants we have lost after they were forgotten at work when we abandoned our...

Your Penis Doesn’t Need a Sock (and Other Things We Never...

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Before my daughter was born, I never deceived myself into thinking that I would be a perfect model of a parent. I figured the...

Top 8 Insta-Mamas: Instagram Moms to Follow in 2020

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I'll admit it . . . I'm a social media junkie. I'm the mom who is constantly posting photos of my kiddos, our travels,...

Welcome to Preschool Soccer: The 6 REAL Positions

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Welcome to preschool soccer!  As you look around our field, you'll notice players demonstrating the highly specialized skills we emphasize early in our program. ...

And Now I Have A Restraining Order, Probably

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I joke a lot about kidnapping children. Obviously (I mean, I HOPE it's obvious), I will never do such a thing! But when I am...

The Dozen Donut Doozy: A Ridiculous Tale of a Mother’s Panic

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My husband went on a work trip recently. He went to Florida. He stayed in a massive suite. Facing the ocean. Without me.  That is...

What’s That Noise Coming From the Attic?

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Spring is here. And the attic noises have returned. Our family is fortunate that we moved into our own home nearly two years ago. Before...

The Runners’ Club: It’s Not What You Think

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I am a member of the Runners' Club.  You won't find me out on a trail or treadmill.  There are no exhausted but triumphant...

Should I Clean or Not? A Helpful Flowchart

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When my husband and I bought our first house many years ago, I looked forward to having visitors. We finally had enough space for...